Rubbish, isn’t it?

But I’m an author, not a web designer.  I prefer to spend my time crafting perfect sentences and sculpting beautiful pictures from mixed metaphors rather than mucking around with HTML or cascading stylesheets, whatever they are.

So when my forthcoming book is published, I’ll get a web designer in to sort out this site. In the meantime, your call is important to us, so please hold and here is some music.